Monday, March 29, 2010

Hopes May Die on the Grasmere


IT HAD been nearly three years to the day since our last proper vacation. A time before children (actually, our eldest was with us at that time but still in utero). Before the chaos of a transatlantic move. Back when we could contentedly laze away entire weekends watching Doctor Who and didn't have to worry about sticking to a strict mealtime and sleep schedule. The point is, we needed a break.

Children in the care of their grandparents, we headed off to the Lake District. Ambleside, to be exact, because it was close to Grasmere but wasn't as expensive. We'd booked two nights before our arrival — with ambient views of wall-to-wall sheep all the way from Yorkshire to Cumbria — at Elder Grove B&B, which, as it would turn out, would be our first choice for accommodation if we were to travel to the Lake District again. Free Wi-Fi, a comfy room, fantastic food, and friendly owners.

On the afternoon of the day of our arrival, we took the short, muddy walk to Stock Ghyll Force, a picturesque waterfall once harnessed by the town's mills to pound fabric, on the east of Ambleside. There and back with leisurely pauses to take pictures and enjoy the scenery takes about an hour. It's an easy hike from the center of town, something to save for the days when inclement weather looms — more the rule than the exception in the Lake District, as our two-and-a-half days there would prove. When I say "easy," however, I don't mean with a stroller filled with food shopping, which is how two bare-midriffed would-be ramblerettes decided to make the ascent.

For dinner we went to the Doi Intanon Thai restaurant, located in a renovated church at the foot of the road that leads to Stock Ghyll Force. Pricey and spicy. Even the items marked with a single chili (out of five) are enough to warrant a glass of milk on the side, and a single appetizer, two-special dinner with juice and aforementioned milk cost nearly £40. We'd been warned about the meager portions, but nothing could quite prepare us for the level of heat, especially after living in Germany, where "scharf" is what most would call "not bland." The place is popular nevertheless; there were no tables to be had by the time we left at 6pm or so.

That evening we took advantage of Ambleside's surprisingly varied cinema offerings and saw Alice in Wonderland in 3D. As I tweeted (which is all the film really merits) after the show, the visuals were stunning but the action took place at seven emotional removes. As far as these newfangled 3D experiences go, Avatar, which likewise only merited a tweet, was a much more solid film.

Day two — our first and only full day. We picked up the sack lunches we'd ordered from reception the night before and did a loop starting and ending at Rothay Park via Todd Crag (with views of Lake Windermere) on Loughrigg (pronounced luff-rig) Fell, Loughrigg Tarn, Loughrigg Terrace, and the Rydal Caves. It began to rain within 30 minutes of setting out and we were soaked before we'd even begun to cross the top of the fell. Fortunately, my K10D is weather resistant, else I'd have a non-functioning camera. Not that there was much to photograph. Visibility was virtually nil. While trying to peer over the outcroppings on Todd Crag to catch a glimpse of Windermere, I felt quite a bit like the figure in Der Wanderer über dem Nebelmeer, that iconic Romantic painting by Caspar David Friedrich. Only much, much wetter.

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Around the point where we were supposed to take the bridleway toward Loughrigg Tarn, we relied on instinct — always a bad idea — to lead us there. We ended up walking within 100 yards of where our wet adventure first began at the foot of Loughrigg Fell. It cost us about an hour of sloshy backtracking.

Once on the right path, we swung around to Loughrigg Tarn and continued on the loop to the famed Loughrigg Terrace, which, given the right weather, offers excellent views of Grasmere and Rydal Water. We were not given the right weather. This sorry meteorological state began to change once we'd visited the off-limits caves above Rydal Water and were making our way back to Elder Grove. When we were finally back, stripped of our sodden clothes, and relishing the after-effects of a warm bath, the rain stopped, the clouds parted, and the sun came out.


View Lake District Getaway in a larger map


At this point, most people would shrug their shoulders, mumble something along the lines of c'est la vie, and continue their relaxation. Not us. Driven by a profound sense of injustice, we put on our only set of dry clothes and marched up to Todd Crag to get the views of Windermere that had been denied us earlier in the day. For the brief period that the weather held, we were rewarded with a wonderful vista.

Windermere Lake HDR


That evening we ate at Spice of Bengal, just around the corner from Elder Grove. It's a peculiar little joint, staffed by a brusque waitress with a Russian accent and a melancholic Indian waiter who seemed to desperately want a reason to smile. It wasn't half bad. The Butter Chicken was nothing special, but the Lamb Tikka Garlic Masala would be enough to draw me back for a return visit. Reasonable prices too.

On our third and last day, we returned to Rydal Water and set out in the opposite direction of the previous day, moving clockwise along a crowded Loughrigg Terrace, around a virtually deserted Grasmere Lake, through the village of Grasmere (where we stocked up on Sarah Nelson's gingerbread and fudge), and past Dove Cottage, finally returning via our initial route on the banks of Rydal Water.

Rydal Lake HDR Grasmere Lake HDR


Our hopes of having any sun at all or decent views and dry hiking died on the Grasmere. As if the weather were on a 24-hour loop, we were hit with rain around 10:30am, not long after starting, and that rainfall was fairly constant until the point when we were ready to retire for the day in late afternoon. We attempted to dry out over fish and chips at the Walnut Fish Bar, which had been given a lukewarm recommendation as "pretty much bog standard fish and chips" by the barista at Esquires Coffee House across the way. We'd drop in there afterwards for coffee and a quick e-mail check courtesy of their free Wi-Fi. Both the coffee and the chai tea were excellent. Then a brief stop for the requisite photos of Bridge House. Soon we were on our way back along the A65 to the rural outskirts of Leeds.

To those contemplating a trip to the Lake District, a stay in Ambleside — and more specifically at Elder Grove — comes with my hearty recommendation. Grasmere would certainly make for a nice, quiet retreat, but it appears to lack even the subdued nightlife of its neighbor, where, as I mentioned, there's at least a full fare of cinema listings and a variety of restaurants for the post-hike evenings. The town also has quite a few open Wi-Fi hotspots throughout, which come in handy for those like myself who lack mobile data plans and are at any rate speedier. In addition to offering cheaper accommodation than Grasmere, it's also more centrally located in terms of walkability to the popular lakes. Ambleside seems to me to strike the perfect balance between the bucolic and the bustling, and that ought to mean that both families and couples can rely on it to provide whatever it is they're after.

The weather? Well, that's certainly much more fickle.

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Presenting the Spokane Books Blog


AS IF I don't already have enough to do (and a hard enough time getting it done), I've just started the Spokane Books Blog, which is everything and nothing more than the name suggests. And because no books-themed blog would be complete without a complementary Twitter and a Shelfari account, I've got those too.

Its primary purpose is to track what literature is coming out of the Inland Empire, who's writing it, and what residents of Spokane are reading. Besides the backs of cereal boxes, I mean. Although I'm quite satisfied so far with the blog layout, I've already failed at properly covering this year's Get Lit! festival, which will be taking place over the week (April 14 to 21) that we roll into Spokane and have to attempt to unpack and settle in; the best I can do is follow it from afar and encourage others to participate in what looks to be a pretty exciting festival.

So visit the Spokane Books Blog. Follow it on Twitter. And check out its Shelfari page. The more active the scene, the more I'll have to blog about.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

June


LAST night as I drifted off to sleep the image of a girl I once knew from my early childhood in Glen Gardner, NJ (we moved away when I was eight) suddenly and inexplicably appeared in my thoughts. Her name was June and she lived on a hilly road not too far from the Spruce Run Lutheran Church. She had sandy brown hair and freckles and a scratchy voice, and if I recall correctly (which I so often do not) a small scar on her lower lip. We may have played on a soccer team together, but I can't be sure; it's in trying to give it context that the particular memory I have begins to disintegrate like an antique photograph.

If you're out there, hi, June. I remember your eight-year-old self.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Limbo


THE Ides of March of this year was a day we had long been wary of. It began, as I suppose all moving days do, early, and with little sense of tranquility. The air mattress we'd been using for a bed still needed to be collapsed and folded. The food we intended to eat was still lying out on the counter amid stacks of plates and saucers. The children, despite our best attempts at preparation, had no idea what was about to take place, and couldn't quite understand why this day wasn't as leisurely as any other. Partially packed boxes that still awaited the last perfectly shaped object(s) before being satisfyingly shut and sealed were scattered throughout the apartment.

The movers would arrive at 9am, and they would waste no time in dismantling, wrapping, taping, labeling, stacking, and ultimately packing every last one of our worldly possessions in a 20' shipping container parked on a flatbed just outside the building.

That night, after the frenzied rush to vacuum and mop the place (who could have known what monstrous, fanged dust bunnies the vanishing furniture would reveal?) before the vacuum was given away and the flat was inspected, we slept at a friend's house. The girls, exhausted, dropped off almost instantly. We ordered an Indian take-out that we would be too tired to finish — we'd be carrying around the uneaten pakoras like dazed vagrants until reaching airport security, who characteristically failed to find any humor in it, the following day — and gave ourselves to sleep, albeit hesitantly, knowing that only the 4:30am alarm could get us to the airport in time.

Since then we've been a diaspora of four, living in a sort of stateless limbo that is both a liberation and a bother. Three suitcases, no rent, no utilities, no meals to cook, helping hands with the children; and yet not at home, everything pending, with no proper address ("Well, you see," I explained to the confused concierge who wanted to make sure all the credit card details were on the up-and-up, "it's probably officially still billed to a Hamburg address, but we've just left there and haven't yet arrived at the US address, which is technically our current address, and so..."), and eager to begin that warmly gratifying process of settling into the new home and claiming it as our own.

This Zwischenzeit was unavoidable. Not that its mild inconveniences make it something worth avoiding; but still. The shipping container will be in transit for more than a month, making its way from Bremerhaven to Seattle via the Panama Canal. There were friends and family to see. Truth be told, with three years since our last vacation, my wife and I needed the opportunity for a break (which, starting tomorrow, we will get). And in some respects it's only an extension of our time in Germany, where more often than not we were regarded as misfits who could never quite get to grips with the German mentality, with all its inherent Schadenfreude and superciliousness and worship of certificates and Korrekt-ness, and therefore couldn't quite call the place home, even if we had desperately wanted to. Perhaps we've been in limbo longer than I realize, and I was only fooled into thinking otherwise by the lull of routine and the regular visits from the postman.

Friday, March 05, 2010

A Lone Tech Writer's Take on CeBIT 2010


"CeBIT is the world's largest trade fair showcasing digital IT and telecommunications solutions for home and work environments." That's what it says on the trade fair's website, and publicity bumpf[1] never, ever lies. Nor does it fib, bluff, prevaricate, or quibble.

Much like any trade fair from architecture to zookeeping, CeBIT has booths — some big, some small — that are manned by smiling people who are eager to tell you about their product lineup and pass on some of their brochures. Usually there's a crowd gathered around the cool, hip startup that's got enough fresh capital to give away free USB flash drives and have the place decked out in pulsing neon; nearby, across the aisle, the folks flogging a niche product like LOLcat-themed server racks watch forlornly from their quiet booths.

CeBIT 2010


I hadn't been to CeBIT in recent years. Between 2002 and 2007, I was living too far away in England and Germany for the trip to be worthwhile. In 2008 I just plain forgot it was taking place. And in 2009, my second daughter was born on the day I'd planned to go. But all the way back in 2001, back when Super Audio CDs were the Next Big Thing (Sony totally called that one, just like they did with MiniDisc), I did make it to CeBIT as part of an agency-sponsored trip, and I came home with a nice goody bag full of brochures, keychains, and fridge magnets.

This year my aim was swag of a different variety, namely, business cards. Doing copy- and technical writing and translation for larger companies has been and continues to be rewarding, and their names certainly add to the prestige of a portfolio, but I was hoping to find smaller companies to work with, folks for whom I'm not just a name in a Rolodex passed on from the previous marketing director. Being taken for granted is, I think, one of the most disheartening things for creative types. So I went in search of those aforementioned niche hardware manufacturers and emerging companies who weren't already equipped with a full English-language marketing staff.

CeBIT 2010. Foosball, anyone?


Reactions varied. Some exhibitors met my suggestions with a raised eyebrow, as if they couldn't imagine how their sign that read, "Fast IT solution you need now!" could be improved. But some — particularly those who were keen to break the American, Australian, or UK markets — were really open to the idea and seemed quite eager to have their English materials either written or proofed by a native speaker. To someone for whom gadgets are as much a hobby as they are a profession, the prospect of being able to see and write about what's happening at the forefront of IT (because the biggest names don't always necessarily have the cutting-edge technology) and in specialized solutions like surveillance was an exciting one.

It's far too early to gauge the success of my trip to Hannover, because most of the people with whom I spoke are still at CeBIT manning their exhibition booths. Their friendliness toward the pitch of a freelance tech writer could be the same friendliness they showed everyone who paused for a few seconds to learn about their company. But, if nothing else, it was an opportunity to chat with people that I wouldn't have had reason to chat with otherwise, and to get a cursory overview of some of the things that will be trending in the world of home and business tech in the coming year. And to think I never even made it beyond Halls 12 and 13.

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  • OS X's spellcheck is telling me that "bumpf" isn't a word. I wholeheartedly disagree.